Starting to look decent.
4/28/2011
4/21/2011
Throwback Video of The Month: Brian McKnight's Love Of My Life
Sometimes, you gotta remind yourself of the genius that is Brian McKnight.
4/20/2011
Kiss your mother: Tina Fey's Prayer for her Daughter...
I think hers will be the first book I've purchased in like 5 years.
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Guide her, protect her
When crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.
Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels.
What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit.
May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.
Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen. Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait.
O Lord, break the Internet forever, That she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back.
“My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes.
Amen.
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May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.
Guide her, protect her
When crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.
Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels.
What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit.
May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.
Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen. Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait.
O Lord, break the Internet forever, That she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back.
“My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes.
Amen.
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4/18/2011
4/17/2011
4/15/2011
Throwback Video Of The Month: TLC's "Diggin' On You"
This might be their best look ever... Miss TLC so much.
4/14/2011
PRINCE rocks George Lopez
Go to the 4:00 mark to see Prince perform my second favorite Prince song of all time, "The Beautiful Ones". Prepare to be blessed.
Big ups to Sheila E. who is featured in the last performance. This man is STILL amazing. I wish I could go to his show.
4/12/2011
SEXYBLACK EXCLUSIVE: The Lonely Island is BACK with... well, "We're Back"!!!
Lyrics not safe for work... but remain AWESOME!!!!
Lonely Island "We're Back" - Watch more Funny Videos
SAMBERG!!!!!!
4/11/2011
SEXYBLACK FIRST LOOK: Everything Must Go Trailer
Looks interesting. Starring Will Ferrell and Biggie's son, yes, that's right, the son of Biggie.
4/10/2011
SEXYBLACK SPOTLIGHT: Frank Ocean
So Frank Ocean has been currently getting MAD INTERNET Buzz, I'm previewing the album right now, sounds decent. What do you think? Obviously someone likes him, he is currently in the studio with BEYONCE. This guy came out of nowhere and is killing it. Some people are comparing him to Drake. Check out the entire mixtape album "Nostalgia, Ultra." for free below ("American Wedding" shines -- I never thought anyone would do a good redux of The Eagles' classic "Hotel California"):
You're Welcome.
4/09/2011
SEXYBLACK FIRST LISTEN MEGAPOST: Sade, Kem w/ Chrisette Michele, The Weeknd, John West w/ Pusha T, John Legend, Bobby V w/ R. Kelly, Snoop Dogg w/ Kanye West & John Legend, Trey Songz, Jojo, Dave Hollister
Sade -- Still In Love With You
Kem -- If It's Love w/ Chrisette Michele
The Weeknd -- The Morning (Mad GLOBAL Internet Buzz for this group and they're CANADIAN)
John West -- Lovely w/ Pusha T (SEXYBLACK Pick!)
John Legend -- Rolling In The Deep (Acapella Cover)
Bobby V. -- Words (Remix) w/ R. Kelly [HOTTT!]
Snoop Dogg -- Eyez Closed w/ Kanye West & John Legend (SEXYBLACK Pick!!!)
Trey Songz -- I Refuse
Jojo -- Paper Airplanes (SEXYBLACK Pick!!!!!!)
Dave Hollister -- Beautiful
4/08/2011
Lloyd's NEW Joint: CUPID
Look here, 75% of what I've heard off of Lloyd's new album, King of Hearts, is absolute FIRE. This is going to be a big release, make sure you add it to your collection when it drops. I used to hate Lloyd when he was with Murder Inc., but he is looking to claim the top spot by reinventing himself and bringing a more grown up sound, kind of the way Trey Songz did with Ready. Stay tuned.
4/07/2011
4/05/2011
TruDYNASTY BANDLAUNCH/FASHION SHOW
To all my Caribbean SexyBlack Sugar Beaters, I am proud to announce the TruDynasty Roaring 20's Band Launch to warm you up for Caribana 2011!!!!! I attended last year and it was off the chain!!! Last year TruDynasty brought you Fever!!! This year at York University's Underground on April 16, they are presenting THE ROARING 20'S!!!
Jump Up & Give Back this year! With every costume sold TruDYNASTY will be giving back to 9 different Charities.
For more info & tickets, please visit www.TruDYNASTY.com
Here are some pics from last year's AMAZING Bandlaunch/Fashion Show:
4/04/2011
SEXYBLACK SUGAR BEATS EXCLUSIVE: Green Lantern 4 Minute EXCLUSIVE TRAILER
The next 4 minutes will change your life...
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